*Warning – M rated – contains adult themes 🙂 No it’s not a movie.

Anthea and Simon had been married for 4 years and trying to have a baby from day one. Nothing worked. So they went to the clinic and had check ups. All seemed to be in order. The doctor suggested a new method to enhance their chances of having a baby. He gave Anthea three little silver ball bearings and said “Go home and take these with a glass of milk. Make love every night for the next five nights and then come back in three weeks.”
Anthea follows the instructions to the letter, obviously Simon enjoyed the five nights in a row part. She returned to the clinic three weeks later and the doctor did some tests.
“Congratulations Anthea you are pregnant.” This was fantastic news for Anthea and Simon so they eagerly awaited the time when they could tell the whole family. After three months Anthea had an ultrasound that showed she was having triplets. Though this was a shock they were over the moon. They announced it to their family. All progressed well and they had two girls and a boy.
The triplets grew with no problems at all.
Then on the day of their 13th birthday Melissa came screaming from the bathroom, “Mum, mum, I was having a pee and there was a pinging noise. I looked down and I had peed a ball bearing!”
“That’s alright Mel, I know what it is, it is nothing to worry about.”
A few hours later Meloni came screaming from the bathroom, “Mum, mum, I was having a pee and there was a pinging noise. I looked down and I had peed a ball bearing!”
“That’s alright Loni, I know what it is, it is nothing to worry about.”
Then an hour later Martin came screaming from the bathroom.
“Don’t tell me Martin you were having a pee and a ball bearing dropped out?”
“No, I was I spanking the monkey and I shot the cat!”

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